Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You left your phone here
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