I'm sorry my penis didn't work
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
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shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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