We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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