Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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