I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
i barfeds in our rink
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
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I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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