only if we run a train.
done.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
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Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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