Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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