it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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