awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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My ATM looks so different sober.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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