Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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