Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
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We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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