16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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