Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
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so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I would fuck him just for his dog
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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