We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
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waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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