Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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