I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
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We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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