Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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