make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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