So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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