I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
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I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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