Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
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