My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
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he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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