wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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