Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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