i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
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mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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