You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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