these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
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Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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