I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
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That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
he just fucked me for my cheese..
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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