Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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