The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
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Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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