Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
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They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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