My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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