I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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