She just used a chaser for red wine.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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