1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
they're like a gay fantastic four
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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