Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
You are the jesus of drinking
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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