It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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