Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
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Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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