The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
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Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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