I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
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Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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