omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
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She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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