we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she pinky promised me she was 18
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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