He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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