I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
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Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
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Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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