Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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