Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
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My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
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we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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