she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I had to cum in my sink.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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