your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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