Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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