I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
that's an acceptable place to lick
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
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She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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